Bad Idea: I think I’ll take my baby with me…
- on a roller-coaster.
- to a movie theater.
- to a fancy restaurant.
- on a red-eye flight from California.
- swing dancing.
- on any airplane, anytime. Hey doofus. Make the grandparents get on the freakin’ plane. Elderly people don’t bawl when their ears pop.
I’m sure this is only a partial list. Feel free to add suggestions to the comments.