Over the last 24 hours, I’ve received five collect phone calls, all from the same number. It happens to be from the Hamilton County Jail. Up until about ten minutes ago, I was unable to make out the name the person left for the collect call service. I’ve never accepted the call, it’s obviously a wrong number. I don’t know anyone in the Hamilton County jail.

This morning I checked my voice-mail. I got a clear recording of the name the inmate wanted to use, and I’ve spent the last few minutes guiltily giggling at the situation. Apparently, there’s a Romeo in lockup going by the name: “SamanthaILoveYouPleaseForgiveMe”

I don’t have the option to tell Mr. Romeo this is a wrong number. Poor Mr. Romeo, he doesn’t even understand his plight. Samantha on the other hand, I get the feeling you’re probably better off.

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